May 02, 2006
From Russia, with love.
From: Mashkaher
Subject: Hi!!!!!!!
Date: Tue, 2 May 2006 06:02:22 -0500
Hi!!!!!!!
I have looked your structure and would like to speak with you.
It would be pleasant for me if you have written to me back.
I want to tell to you a little about myself: My name is Mariya and me of 30 years.
I live in Russia.
I as can tell to you more about myself when I shall receive from you the letter.
I want find the person with which I could to lead all life.
I will need which to love the person me and to appreciate.
If you want to write to me then you can make it having written to me the letter to the address.
I very strongly would want that you have written to me back.
Mariya from Russia.
Ah, Mariya from Russia. I like it when chicks dig my structure.
so. did ya get a photo? go charles, with your pleasant structure and all.
The only thing that bothers me is all these immigrant women coming in and taking all the good homemaker sex slave jobs. How am i supposed to compete with that when I have to be in an office getting respect all day instead of at home pleasing my man?
the most i hope for is a tony hawk pro skater sponsorship so i can stay home and write. i figure that would impress the guys and free up my afternoons.
(love the title btw)
Posted by: mia at May 2, 2006 09:36 AMI guess I could write her and get a photo. Post it right here on the website. I am just afraid that if I make contact she'll show up on my doorstep, direct from Russia, with two or three 'siblings' - possibly an ailing grand-mama as well.
Sure it will be fun for awhile... late nights singing and playing the balalaika; getting hammered on potato vodka. I'll teach them all how to get around on the subway and feed them Gray's Papaya. Mariya will whisper sweet nothings into my ear but I won't be able to understand her; and everything will be great until that one day when I wake up in a bathtub full of ice with one of my kidneys missing.
yep, you're probably right for the most part. and i think the feeling of being in a tub full of ice, missing a vital organ, would happen no matter what due to that whole pesky souless thing.
you don't need her and her greedy sisters to enjoy vodka and late night singing.
Posted by: mia at May 2, 2006 12:39 PM