January 06, 2006
YYZ
So I have been back from France since Monday, but my luggage has been spending a little extra time in Toronto. This is due to a bit of confusion involving changing flights, changing planes and changing terminals; and then the added complication of Canadian and US Customs. So my bag is in some limbo state -trapped between Terminal 3 and Terminal 2 on the edge of the void- and there has been no word concerning whether or not they have located it.
I was provided with a website URL at LaGuardia when I filed the report. It has proven to be close to useless. A phone call to the toll free number also provided yielded similar non-results but with the added frustration of dealing with voice activated menus (the successful navigation of which produced a cranky airline worker). I bet if I went up there I could find my bag. I'm not sure what the problem is really.
I'm not in Toronto, I'm at an Internet Cafe in Miami, hanging out with a cute little Gucci roller-bag I hooked up with on the baggage truck. So long, sucker!
P.S., I threw your underwear out of the plane somewhere over the Atlantic.
Posted by: Your Bag at January 7, 2006 06:48 PMDamn you, bag.
Posted by: Charles at January 9, 2006 03:03 PM