October 31, 2005
Birthday
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
huh? wha...?
Posted by: eric at November 1, 2005 06:28 PMDoes this mean you want us to call you Dennis now, old man? juuuuust kidding.
I thought we were an autonomous collective!
Posted by: mia at November 2, 2005 09:55 AMI want you all to call me Loretta. I want to have babies.
Posted by: charles at November 2, 2005 09:59 AMwhat will you do to the babies once you have them??
Posted by: kalika at November 2, 2005 10:24 AMHmmm... I guess I haven't thought that far in advance.
Posted by: charles at November 2, 2005 12:25 PMawwwww
Posted by: mia at November 2, 2005 01:14 PMdearest loretta,
as for the babies, may i suggest something--
perhaps a warm, adorable, babies stew?
add the babies last for maximum succulence.
